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The trailer for Low Down is here! AND GUESS WHAT FELLOW GORMANIACS, BURN IS IN THE TRAILER.

My Irish uncle got extremely pissed on a two-day bender in Bali in 1983 with a random Englishman.
That Englishman was Boris Johnson.

My father always said, ‘Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf’ - so I make sure I read.

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davidcameronpretendingtobecommon:

David Cameron woos an NHS nurse with his anecdote about Boris Johnson using the wrong sized dessert spoon for elevenses. Doris is not working class enough to understand this joke and waits impatiently for a bedpan.

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look at these first messages in my tumblr inbox, a strangely polite exchange between me and thekingintheinnernorth which is oddly devoid of any swearing or abuse

thekingintheinnernorth:

Jo (aka shawskankredemption) really hates anime and manga.

So naturally I’ve threatened to write a manga about her called ジョーちゃんのボウガンの正義 (Jo-chan’s Bogan Justice), in which our uber-kawaii protagonist watches heaps of tv and uses her super tweeting skills to take down the baddies.

Her final battle is with Mittny Rombott, a mutant robot fusion of her two least favourite people: Mitt Romney and Tony Abbott.

never 4get

morefunthanb4:

Joe’s been in England since March but he’s an Essendon supporter and his favourite player is Brett Stanton so I’ve been keeping him updated.

this is one of my favourite ever posts I can’t stop laughing

From Hanging with Lena Dunham to Gluing on Fake Eyelashes, Andrew Rannells Is a Guy Girls Can Relate To

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  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad
#yep  #shrek  

who was the blogger on here who was texting their friend overseas who was an Essendon supporter and sent him these fucking hilarious texts saying they were going to publicly execute Hird and sending the whole team to jail?? I want to read that post again can someone link me pls